Ron Bronson

Ron Bronson is a recurring antagonist and the animated TV series Carl Squared. He is the archenemy of Carl Crashman and he appeared in "Carl of the Wild" and "Pride Goeth Before A Wipeout" where he is the main villain.

Ron Bronson is a stupid fucking bitch and I hate him. It is widely accepted that his cock is smaller than mine. In the unaired season finale, he died of primordial cum after watching Doug Walker's "The Wall" review. He has never been heard from again.

Appearance
He has bloned hair.

Carl of the Wild
He eventually stole Skye Flower Blue from Carl. When C2 saw Carl disguised as a bear, Ron saw him too and threw rocks at him. Then he wacked him with a stick, dissappointing Skye.

Pride Goeth Before A Wipeout
Carl's dispute with long time nemesis Ron Bronson over who is the best virtual snowboarder escalates, leading the boys out of the video arcade, to the steep and icy slopes of the local ski hill, where they trade virtual obstacles for real live trees, boulders, and danger.